Normcore Meccas in Metro Vancouver

By Christopher Trottier

Where normies congregate

  • Killarney, Vancouver,_Vancouver

    The setting for Michael Buble's music video for "Haven't Met You Yet"—which could be Killarney's anthem. Also features a golf course. The bird sculpture at the community centre is fabulous.

  • Sunsrise-Hastings, Vancouver

    Nothing is as normie as drinking a Budweiser at the horse track, then eating a chicken salad sandwich at The Slocan.

  • Annacis Island, Delta

    Features the Alex Fraser Bridge, as well as the most spellbinding industrial architecture in metro Vancouver. After indulging at Dynamic Chocolates, enjoy views of the Fraser River.

  • Sunset, Vancouver,_Vancouver

    After munching at White Spot, go for a picturesque drive on Kent Ave. Afterwards, shop at Superstore and Coast Wholesale Appliances. Finally, cap your day with sexy times at Super 8.

  • Bridgeport, Richmond

    Features an Ikea, Costco, Pier 1 Imports, and TONS of strip malls. The River Rock Show Theatre is also nearby featuring fantastic artists such as Collective Soul.