Oh No, My OTP Broke Up!

By Betty Zhang

Got a celeb OTP (One True Pairing) that parted ways? They might be on this list.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin

    Public Service Announcement: stop hating on Gwyneth and her website GOOP and listen to Coldplay's new album Ghost Stories. It's Magic, like A Sky Full of Stars, or True Love.

  • Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom

    This is a tragedy - I'm shattered. How could a sun-kissed supermodel and a pirate elf part their ways?! Look at the pretty baby they made!!! *Emits sound of dying walrus*

  • Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling

    They fell in love while shooting The Notebook. It couldn't be more perfect.

  • Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson

    Unlike their onscreen characters they'll not be spending eternity together. The sparks have died, they no longer sparkle.

  • Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron

    Fact: movie-turned-real life couples will never be together forever Only exception (as long as they stay together): Brangelina

  • Alexa Chung & Alex Turner

    I will NEVER recover from this. My indie OTP. My fashion inspiration and my monkey leader. They could have become Alex & Alexa Turner, a match made in indie heaven. :'(

  • Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal

    Massive fan of this couple, mostly because I'm no Gyllenhaal fan. Had he been another actor, though...*Releases sharpened cat claws*

  • Taylor Swift & John Mayers

    Sad breakup, superb song material.

  • Taylor Swift & Joe Jonas

    Will singer ex-couples ever not bitch about each other in their songs?? Not that I don't like decoding the lyrics. 'Oooohhh, burrrnnn!' - every listener, probably.

  • Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner

    I REALLY shipped them because a) I'm not a Lautner fangirl, so I'm totes cool with her being all over him, and b) IF THEY MARRY THEY'LL BOTH BE TAYLOR LAUTNER, technically.

  • Taylor Swift & Conor Kennedy

    Highlight of Swifty's boyfriend career: she bagged a Kennedy. Um, she's actually wearing red, blue & white here. WOW.

  • Taylor Swift & Harry Styles (Haylor)

    She's the princess of country pop. He's the prince of tantalising curls. It could've been the happily after she sings about. Oh well, at least we can look forward to a Harry song on her next album.

  • Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber (Jelena)

    Many, many tween hearts were broken. *Kermit voice* But that is none of my business. *Sips lipton tea from glass cup nonchalantly*

  • Maria Shriver & Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Contrary to his most famous promise, Mr. Schwarzenegger will most definitely not be back.

  • Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake

    It must've been his instant noodle hair that did it.