Honest Harry Potter Book Titles

By Betty Zhang

Hilarious titles that actually reflect what happens to Harry in each of the seven books! 

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    OMG, I’m Harry Potter! 

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    I Can Speak to Snakes, WTF?!

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    My Dad’s Friends Are Siriusly Rad! 

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    I Did NOT Put My Name in the Goblet of Fire, Geez Ron Stop Being a Twat 

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    I Must Not Tell Lies But I Can Let The Centaurs Drag You Away, You Crazy Cat Bitch 

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    SNAPE YOU GREASY-HAIRED BASTARD #NoShampooForYou #RIPDumbledore

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

    I’m Harry Potter and I’m Going to Die, FML