10 Hilarious Ikea Product Names
By Betty Zhang
May my highly immature interpretations of them amuse you.
The illustration does little to help.
What everyone feels like when trying to assemble Ikea furniture.
Sex. Pot. Now all we need is rock 'n' roll.
Groggy is how I feel after drinking the funny grape liquid inside the bottle opened by Groggy.
FYI mine is Michelle Obama. Sorry Barack.
The Frack might crack and bring you seven years of bad luck. Don't the first letter of 'fire' and the last three letters of 'truck' near the Frack.
Just wait til your Blames go off to college. Hopefully they won't return as permanent residences of your garage.
*Samuel L Jackson voice*: 'I'm FARTY-G, your DJ for tonight's show. It ain't no real party without FARTY-G, y'all! Hmm hmm. The G stands for Gas, m*****f******!'
Found at Jane Foster's residence. #AlwaysThorTheNextDay
Blasphemous Skum bags filled with marshmallow sheep? Thou shalt not buy this product.